771/12/23 · 作者:Geopelia
Lana: Welcome everyone to the channel! I'm back again~
Lana: Yah, Lana didn't expect to be invited by the New Year's Gala either. I'm just a gamer anyway
Lana: Ask actors to go there and sing is a Gala tradition? Who says I'm a faking actor? Don’t try to mess with me ok. Hey mod! Do something, mod!
[While Lana is arguing with the viewers, the door of the streaming studio opens. The specialist named Yoso quietly moves behind Lana with her mission. Taking in a deep breath, she announces her arrival.]
Yoso: Surrender now! ANOTHER ME!
Lana: !!!
[The tin guitar smashes. Lana makes a sharp dodge to her left and kicks the ground with her right foot. Holding onto the back of the chair, she spins one and a half round and lands gracefully. In a split second, Lana's chance to win the fight sharply rises, making Yoso, who is further away from the door, greatly disadvantaged instead.]
Lana: Who on earth are you! You can hate me for your unrequited love, but gosh don't make it physical please!
Yoso: Nonsense. I'm here to finish you off!
[Everyone in the editorial office, plus all the viewers, are watching this right now.]
Samuelle: Whims again. You want me to catch it for research?
Naberius: Wait, I might have seen that trouble making girl before.
Geopelia: [Sudden realization] Isn't her the heroine of the new release of Pigeon Games? No wonder I find it familiar.
Fuli: [Emotionlessly] Ah right – That game studio, who took the portrait rights of the editorial office yet doing no legitimate work, is making a new game.
Gino: They just only made the Phigros prototype. Do they even have enough time for the new project?
Geopelia: No idea. But the theme song for Coo-coo is ready. Heh.
Kalpa: It's no good to just let them fight right?
Iris: There's a weak point on the left! Attack the left!
Igallta: It's really no good. Just bring them here, Samuelle.
Samuelle: Tsk, what a trouble.
[Despite saying that, Samuelle still walks up to the TV, clenches her fits, then slightly opens them, puts her fingers into the screen. The surrounding air vibrates at a high frequency, making a continuous deep drum noise.]
Kalpa: Is she manipulating space?
Iris: Sounds very impressive.
[The two from the other side of the screen feel something is wrong, as if an invisible force locking up their limbs, pulling them to the unknown faraway.]
Lana: This feeling, could it be!
Yoso: New mechanism?
[Yoso wants to change speciality. The lit-up bracelet terminal catches her attention. She uses up all the strength on her wrist to barely boot it up.]
Carmen: Desire value recognition anomaly detected this morning. Not any Act on the show confirmed. Mission aborted. Please return to the base ASAP.
Yoso: ???
Lana: I saw all of it, the message just now.
Yoso: Ahem, there might be some misunderstanding between us.
Lana: I want my mental damage compensation! Half a million, no, 1 million!
Yoso: Chill! We can talk.
Samuelle: Need me to call the cops?
[The moment Yoso speaks, scenes before her eyes twist and turn like a kaleidoscope. At that moment, her thoughts go back to the pure white room of the beginning of birth. Countless possibilities and fear rise up her mind. She seems to have forgotten something important. Not just travelling with *, with the rest, and more.]
Samuelle: Wake up.
Yoso: Ah.
Samuelle: It's over, all the struggles.
Yoso: You know my --
Samuelle: No I don't. But you will remember.
[Samuelle is a mystery. A forever unsolvable mystery.]
Lana: Stop chatting over there. Where is my compensation!
Kalpa: I know you, Lana. You don't really want the compensation.
Elaine: You're just angry. Nothing wrong with it.
Iris: Lana is the cutest for not being frank!
Lana: [Blushes] I, I’m not that.
Yoso: Sorry, my bad! I was too eager to go back to my original world and I lost my cool!
Lana: You are making me embarrassed now…… All right, I forgive you.
Yoso: I'm so touched!
Elaine: What a coincidence. We are not residents of Phigros either.
Yoso: Is that so?
Geopelia: Well, Phigros has been pierced like a sieve.[People from the Phigros side really want to roast it but they held up.]
Iris: Kalpa, help her out.
Kalpa: I'm sorry, but I can only travel to other worlds by coordinates. I think Miss Samuelle should have a way though.Samuelle: Not now. You will go back. I promise.
Yoso: [Upset] I guess we have to trust Miss Samuelle for now.
Fuli: Never mind all of those! The dishes are ready! Let’s have dinner!
Geopelia: The New Year's Eve dinner! Yay!
Iris: [Stands up] Kalpa! This chicken is soooo delicious! Better that the ones I cooked! Elaine you should try it too!
Elaine: Sit down first. You are getting the sauce onto your clothes.
Fuli: Try this. The wiki says, if you chew for 50 times, it will taste like petrol.
Igallta: Though AI has not been using petrol fuel for a long time, but still I appreciate your kindness.
Geopelia: Why I can't turn on the TV? Hey Samuelle, your power does not consume one TV every time you use it, does it?
Samuelle: You are thinking too much. Just eat.
Naberius: The TV is fine. The streaming media signal is gone.
Geopelia: Oh yea, Lana you should go back to your live stream. Stop eating.
Lana: What's wrong with you?
Gino: Just change a channel. [Takes the remote, and presses some buttons] There you go.
Geopelia: That makes sense.
[And so, everyone welcomes the new year in happiness and laughter.]